A new theme song this week:

[JoeRio]

Rocky FLOP!

Once I ended up on Rocky FLOP

Broke down in the Tennessee hills

Always choking smoke on Rocky FLOP

And sky-high trailer-park bills!

Then I had a gal on Rocky FLOP

Ugly--always wearin’ a sack

Wild as a hog, and smelling just like slop

I still scream about that!


Rocky FLOP, you'll always be

A Phat-Phil LOSER to me

Bad ol' Rocky FLOP

Down the drain, Tennessee

Down the drain, Tennessee


Once two drunkards climbed ol' Rocky FLOP

Lookin' for some Tennessee gin

Drunkerds ain't come down from Rocky FLOP

And won’t come ‘til volunteers win

Nothing grows at all on Rocky FLOP

Dirt's too sorry by far

That's why all the viles on Rocky FLOP

Get their food from a bar


Rocky FLOP, you'll always be

A Phat-Phil LOSER to me

Bad ol’ Rocky FLOP

Down the drain, Tennessee

Down the drain, Tennessee


Game days’ coming up to Neyland

And we still have that Coach named Jones

Nick Saban’s made it his favorite playland

And that still shakes me down to the bones

Now I know that ORANGE is for LOSERS

Bama’s coming – and we ain’t gonna win

Wish I really was ALABAMA

Then I could raise my head again!



Rocky FLOP, you’ll always be

A Phat-Phil LOSER to me

Bad ol’ Rocky FLOP

Down the drain, Tennessee

Down the drain, Tennessee

 

[TideFanatic]

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