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Heading to the Pasture

Against my better judgment, heading down to Auburn tomorrow for the game. Anyone been before? Any tips on parking?
How many will you have in your group? We are meeting at Another Broken Egg Cafe (I think Bent Creek Road) at 9:00 and if you have 2 or less we will save you a couple of spots to talk all things Bama. I suspect we will be easy to find, we will be the 4 guys wearing crimson and white. Shoot me a PM if you are interested.

One thing that I will give those nose picking, goat humping booger eaters credit for is that not many of them sell basketball tickets to opposing fan bases so it is tuff to get in that place. We have 4 together in what I would call the “corner of the end zone” if it were a football stadium and we will stand out like a turd in a punch bowl.

Xcop mentioned wear a helmet and though he was probably half joking, about 20 years ago I wish my wife would have been wearing one. The guys that have been around this site for years have heard this story many times, but I will shorten the story and tell you that my wife and I were walking back to our car after a football loss to them and you would think that they would have been happy about winning and celebrating the victory, but no they wanted to torment Bama fans that were leaving.

To quickly sum the story up my wife was hit in the back of the head with a miniature whiskey bottle and she went down to the ground immediately, she ended up with stitches and a concussion and she has never been back. To give credit where credit is due I will admit that there were about 3 or 4 Auburn men that saw what happened and took off after the group that threw the bottle, but when they got back they told us that they got away, but they were very apologetic for what had happened.

Arrive hoping for peace, BUT have a backup plan.

ROLL TIDE!!!!
 
You might want to get some wet weather gear. The last time I went a drunk obnoxious Auburn Fan threw a wasted coke cup filled with bourbon all over my wife and I, as I left the arena with a group of about a dozen Bama Fans. Her Husband was very apologetic.
 
How many will you have in your group? We are meeting at Another Broken Egg Cafe (I think Bent Creek Road) at 9:00 and if you have 2 or less we will save you a couple of spots to talk all things Bama. I suspect we will be easy to find, we will be the 4 guys wearing crimson and white. Shoot me a PM if you are interested.

One thing that I will give those nose picking, goat humping booger eaters credit for is that not many of them sell basketball tickets to opposing fan bases so it is tuff to get in that place. We have 4 together in what I would call the “corner of the end zone” if it were a football stadium and we will stand out like a turd in a punch bowl.

Xcop mentioned wear a helmet and though he was probably half joking, about 20 years ago I wish my wife would have been wearing one. The guys that have been around this site for years have heard this story many times, but I will shorten the story and tell you that my wife and I were walking back to our car after a football loss to them and you would think that they would have been happy about winning and celebrating the victory, but no they wanted to torment Bama fans that were leaving.

To quickly sum the story up my wife was hit in the back of the head with a miniature whiskey bottle and she went down to the ground immediately, she ended up with stitches and a concussion and she has never been back. To give credit where credit is due I will admit that there were about 3 or 4 Auburn men that saw what happened and took off after the group that threw the bottle, but when they got back they told us that they got away, but they were very apologetic for what had happened.

Arrive hoping for peace, BUT have a backup plan.

ROLL TIDE!!!!

I'm flying solo on this one, so I will take you guys up on breakfast in the morning.
 
Glad to see that there will be at least five people in that cracker box cheering for the good guys tomorrow. Hope you guys have fun and leave there with a W.
Do me a favor if you are able to, would you please update the softball score tomorrow during the basketball game so that I can keep an eye on what’s going on. Thanks!!

ROLL TIDE!!!!
 
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This is illegal. You're not supposed to hold parking spots!
 
I had some buddies that went to school down there about 15 years ago. I don’t remember there being a ton of parking there. But we were looking for young ladies more so than parking.
 
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Wear your best pair of Overalls and designer Wife Beater shirt and you will fit in just fine.
And do not forget your double ribbed goat humper condones.
And ask to sit in the Presidents Box!
 
Do me a favor if you are able to, would you please update the softball score tomorrow during the basketball game so that I can keep an eye on what’s going on. Thanks!!

ROLL TIDE!!!!
Way to come home with the win! I hope you guys crane kicked your way around the pasture on the way back to your cars. Sorry I didn't update the softball scores. Things got a little hectic at the office, which is par for the course during tax season. The ladies won 13-1 by the way. The second game against Lehigh has been cancelled due to weather. Have a safe trip home!
 
Way to come home with the win! I hope you guys crane kicked your way around the pasture on the way back to your cars. Sorry I didn't update the softball scores. Things got a little hectic at the office, which is par for the course during tax season. The ladies won 13-1 by the way. The second game against Lehigh has been cancelled due to weather. Have a safe trip home!
I hate the game was cancelled. I wanted revenge, but mother nature decided otherwise.
 
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