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What can I be offended by today?

CrimsonConsigliere

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"Redskins"? Nah, I'm cried out there
"Fighting Irish"? Well, that's really disgusting but no one likes Lucky Charms cereal anymore.
"Trojans"? Well, I'm a Lifestyles kinda guy, but I still can't help but be deeply hurt by the preferential treatment.. A stern letter will do
"Demon Deacons"? BLASPHEMY, but Christians being offended is irrelevant
"Blue Devils"? While most satanists spirits may be down, I can't imagine they all are. Outrageous.
Hmmmm. What is the sleep-depriver du jour... Ahhhh, yes...
"The Browns".. I..am...livid.. Whatchoo mean "Browns"? Oh yes, the campaign of rage about that starts tomorrow.. RACISTS


This post was edited on 10/1 6:17 PM by RottieDad
 
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