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This is not me! Serious advice needed, It's an emergency.

Vaughnbama

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I can honestly say that this fan is not even remotely like me. I would never do anything like this during a football game or after. I would have at least washed the aspirin down with Bourbon. Actually, I was on the golf course during the Auburn game last week.

On a more serious note, I need advice and serious help. As you all may know, last year at the Alabama-Arkansas game, I made a decision at halftime to leave the stadium and purchase a new sweatshirt and return. The shirt has now been worn twenty-one consecutive games and has yet to be washed. Last week the sweatshirt developed a hole and the shirt is starting to develop an odor that even I notice. Problems are as follows:

1. Do I mend the shirt?

2. Do I finally wash the Shirt?

My wife would not sit next to me during the game last week. I hate to have to get a new wife, as this one is just broken in after thirty-eight years.

Your advice may have serious implications on the streak.
 
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